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The best teams are made up of
a bunch of nobodies, who love everybody,
serve anybody and don't care about
becoming a somebody.

Fat and Skinny are a happy team of fabulous dudes who love to cook, dance, laugh and eat.  Our crew are a quick thinking and quick moving lot. We do fun stuff like drink champagne at work, listen to really loud tunes and try not to wet our pants laughing. We take the business of feeding a crowd very seriously, but we don't take ourselves very seriously at all.  We always want more food, more fun, more love, more everything.

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chitter, chatter,
champagne, natter

Fat and Skinny Catering began fifteen years ago with two great mates, our love of going to parties, and an uncanny knack for food.

We are named after a tongue-in-cheek approach to the way we all look - one is more robust and luscious, whilst the other is lithe and lean. And the rest of us are everything in between. We have catered for countless fabulous celebrations – small and large, elaborate and intimate, fat and skinny.

We want your guests to love the food that you have chosen to serve, and feel full up to pussy’s bow. It's just like having a few mates in the kitchen, making sure everything is exactly the way you want it.


Fat and Skinny have dished up glorious food at wonderful weddings, beautiful birthdays, enchanting engagements and a myriad of interesting and extraordinary events. Our reward is being around your joy. In being surrounded by so much happiness, we are happy. 

We promise that the food will be incredible and your guests will leave full and satisfied. You’ll be free to enjoy yourself while we take care of the kitchen. We love a good shindig and will use all our powers (and mad skills) to make your celebration delicious, stress-free and most importantly fun.

some of our lovelies
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can we make
a party
in your mouth?

No matter what kind of event you’re hosting, Fat and Skinny is the Melbourne catering team to help you out. We can take over your kitchen at home to create party food to knock your guests socks off, or bring food to your chosen venue to cook wedding food to fuel your guests for hours of dancing and frivolity. If you need food for work, we’ve got you covered too.


getting married?

Wedding catering in bars, breweries, backyards, homes, halls, warehouses and gardens– we’re all about more food, more people, more fun, more everything. We love the ❤️ as much as we love the food.

having a party?

There’s nothing less fun than not enjoying your own party because you’re stuck in the kitchen slaving away. Fat and Skinny are like having a couple of mates in your kitchen, so you can kick back and party on.


give us a hoy


We would be tickled pink to help you create a party with more food, more fun, more love, more everything.  
Please get in touch if you have any questions or would like some more info, and we’ll get back to you lickety-split.

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