CATERER MELBOURNE
what's cookin',
good lookin'?
Fat and Skinny’s most popular menus area a great place to start of you’re looking for a fabulous caterer in Melbourne.
We make proper tasty handmade real food, freshly cooked just for you and served by the happiest crew of caterers in town. Simple, interesting food that's big on flavour. Like the party your throwing, our food is generous and our people having a ball.
No matter what kind of function you need a caterer for, Fat and Skinny have menus to suit – not a boring frozen party pie in sight. Our catering menus are fresh, flavourful and abundant. And, we promise that nobody’s going to need a Maccas run on the way home!
COCKTAIL STYLE menus
stand up and celebrate
Fat and Skinny offers a delicious range of catering options cooked fresh and especially for you. We are the caterer specialising in unique ‘stand-up party food’ - you can talk, eat AND hold your wine without dropping the conversation or stuff on yourself. Clever servings of mouth-watering mini meals, mini burgers & sliders, fabulous finger food, grazing platters and dessert pots that will satisfy every hungry dude in the room.
Lots of beautiful food that your people can enjoy without the hassle of seating plans.
Your guests can mix, mingle and nibble - all at the same time.
Plus, everyone's going to be full as a goog after Fat and Skinny have forked & talked them.
We want your guests to love the food that you have chosen to serve, and feel full up to pussy's bow. All our dishes are prepared fresh with herbs, fruit and flowers from our kitchen garden, meat and poultry from our fabulous butcher, seasonal vegetables, and plenty of love. It’s like having a few good mates in the kitchen just sorting it all out for you.
Want a rip-snorting party filled with love, big laughing, raucous dancing and lots of fabulous food?
We'd be delighted to serve up all the deliciousness you can handle.
SIT DOWN CATERING MENUS
TAKE A SEAT and feast
Sit down and share a delicious hearty feast that looks smells and tastes like pleasure. Served on abundant platters, our shared dining has enough for everyone to have more of everything. Banquet menus come with plates and cutlery and napkins and staff and loads of good cheer.
Gathering around good food is one of the happiest things you can do in life. Your people will go quiet as they tuck into their wedding feast - heaped plates of beautiful substantial food to share. A celebration of all that is good in the world. More Food, More Fun, More Love, More Everything. Create your perfect wedding catering menu with a freshly prepared, and cooked to perfection feast to behold.
Don't want chicken or beef, chicken or beef? Have a squiz at our banquet menu here
I can’t say enough special things about the team behind Fat and Skinny - they are truly remarkable. I searched high and low for the ‘perfect’ caterer for our wedding who would deliver the experience that would translate our love of food onto a plate.
extra bits and bobs
All of our menus can be mixed and matched to suit you. And to make life even easier, you are welcome to add on these options. Just let us know and we'll sort it out for you.
bar staff
We are happy to provide smiling bar staff to look after your drinks. All staff have a responsible drinking of alcohol certificate and are guns at pouring a drink.
We also have a handy dandy bar checklist for you (or your minions) to set-up a self serve or manned bar. Checklist Here
kids meals
To make it super easy for you to cater for the littlies, we can warm up party pies, sausage rolls and chicken nuggets with sauce for a small fee. We know its not a balanced meal, but it is easier for everyone if they are fed food they're likely to eat with the minimum of fuss.
how can fat and skinny help you?
Fat and Skinny have dished up glorious food at wonderful weddings, beautiful birthdays, enchanting engagements and a myriad of interesting and extraordinary events. Our reward is being around your joy. In being surrounded by so much happiness, we are happy.
getting married?
having a party?
questions?
If this is the first time you have used a caterer, then you’re in good hands. Ask as many questions as you like - it’s easy for us to nip your worries in the bud. We’ve cooked up hundreds of weddings and parties, and could chew the fat about it until the cows come home.
who? what?
where? how? when?
Where do you cook? What's it cost? What's included? Will there be enough? Can I make changes? How do I book? The answers to all the frequently asked questions are here.
need some new party tricks?
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we'd be tickled pink to hear from you
Please say hello if you have any questions or would like a quick quote, and we'll get back to you lickety-split. We will do everything within our powers and mad skills to make your shindig delicious, stress-free and most importantly, fun.