come for the love.
stay for the party.
No matter what kind of event you’re hosting, Fat and Skinny is the Melbourne catering team to help you out. We can bring the party to your chosen venue to cook wedding food to fuel your guests for hours of dancing and frivolity, or take over your kitchen at home to create party food to knock your guests socks off. If you need food for work, we’ve got you covered too.
We make proper tasty handmade real food, cooked perfectly and served by the happiest party makers in town. Big on the flavour, low on the wank factor. Like the party your throwing, our food is generous and our people having fun.
We want your guests to love the food that you have chosen to serve, and feel full up to pussy’s bow. It’s just like having a few mates in the kitchen making sure everything is exactly the way you want it.
No matter what kind of function you need catering for, Fat and Skinny have menus to suit – not a boring frozen party pie in sight. Our catering menus are fresh, flavourful and abundant. We promise that nobody’s going to need a Maccas run on the way home!
i'll have one of everything, thanks.
Fat and Skinny offers a delicious range of party catering options cooked fresh and especially for you. We want you to have great whooshing fun with your people and create memories that pull your mouth into a smirk every time you think about it. You are welcome to mix and match any of the menus to create a personalised feast.
stand up and celebrate
We are specialists in unique ‘stand-up party food’ - you can talk, eat AND hold your wine without dropping the conversation or stuff on yourself. We create clever servings of grazing platters, mouth-watering mini meals, mini burgers & sliders, fabulous finger food and dessert pots that will satisfy even the hungriest person at your do.
We make all our of our tasty offerings from scratch in small batches just for you. Our dishes are prepared fresh with herbs, fruit and flowers from our kitchen garden, meat and poultry from our fabulous butcher, seasonal vegetables and plenty of love.
sit down and feast
There’s nothing like a feast to mark an event as a celebration. Sharing plentiful plates of simple, hearty and delicious fare with your loved ones is an unadulterated pleasure. Life’s big events deserve to be feasted on!
We’ll bring plenty of food to satisfy the biggest appetites. Our banquet menu is the perfect option for creating generous amounts of food for your guests to share and eat like they mean it. Our quantities are abundant and the food will delight your eyes, nose and tastebuds. Watch your guests swoon with pleasure as they pile their plates and take those first bites!
Tips, Tricks, Stories
If this is the first time you have used a caterer, then you’re in good hands. Ask as many questions as you like - it’s easy for us to nip your worries in the bud. We’ve cooked up hundreds of weddings parties and events , and could chew the fat about them until the cows come home.
frequently asked questions?
Where do you cook? What's it cost? What's included? Will there be enough? Can I make changes? How do I book? The answers to all of the questions are here.
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we'd be tickled pick to hear from you.
Give us a hoy if you have any questions or would like some more info, and we'll get back to you lickety-split. We will use all our powers (and mad skills) to make your shindig delicious, stress-free and most importantly, fun.
We'd be tickled pink to hear from you.